Monday, September 8, 2008

When I was a kid, when I was a little boy, I always wanted to be a dinosaur. I wanted to be a Velico-Raptor more than anything in the world! I made my arms short, and I roamed the backyard, and I chased the neighborhood cats, and I growled and I roared and everybody knew me and was afraid of me. But then one day my dad said "Marshall, you're 17. It's time to throw childish things aside." And I said, "Okay, Pop." But he really didn't say that, he said "Quit being a fucking dinosaur and get a job."

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