Tales from the Hospital

Today I was sent home from the hospital with pink eye, and while I was sitting in Employee Health scrolling through my phone, I found some interesting pictures I'd taken of names around the hospital. Things get weird around here. Sometimes it feels like Scrubs, but not at all.

Sweet huh? (ghoulish voice:) Look into my eyeeesssss


Here we have Mr. Weiner. It was hard to put him on to the CT table without cracking jokes, or referring to him by his name. Mr. Weiner. hahaha


This is Mr. Seamen. I could sit here and tell you that I didn't laugh like an 8th grader at his name, but I did. And I high fived people who I don't think it was as funny as I definitely did.


I actually took this picture yesterday of a patient whose last name was Beers. Yes, Beers. As in the cold ones. This isn't really funny as much as it's kinda cool.


A bathroom prophecy


Pretty self-explanatory. Cool shot from the 10th floor. (What I tell the patients is the penthouse)