While baseball, strippers, and guns can help, the only thing that can really heal a broken heart is time.

I won't ever be with her again. I never pictured myself saying that. She was my lifelong companion, right?
Aren't I supposed to be thinking "who cares?" right now?
Who cares

I don't fuckin care

Play more guitar to think less.

I have decided

I want to be in a real life situation where a torch is needed.

No, I did not get my pink eye from poo particles. - Knocked Up

So I woke up after a nap, which had some really weird dreams about work, and my 2nd eye decided to change color on me. Heyy thanks Lefty! Thanks for the DEEP BURN

On another note, lets see a Hornets win tonight.

Tales from the Hospital

Today I was sent home from the hospital with pink eye, and while I was sitting in Employee Health scrolling through my phone, I found some interesting pictures I'd taken of names around the hospital. Things get weird around here. Sometimes it feels like Scrubs, but not at all.

Sweet huh? (ghoulish voice:) Look into my eyeeesssss


Here we have Mr. Weiner. It was hard to put him on to the CT table without cracking jokes, or referring to him by his name. Mr. Weiner. hahaha


This is Mr. Seamen. I could sit here and tell you that I didn't laugh like an 8th grader at his name, but I did. And I high fived people who I don't think it was as funny as I definitely did.


I actually took this picture yesterday of a patient whose last name was Beers. Yes, Beers. As in the cold ones. This isn't really funny as much as it's kinda cool.


A bathroom prophecy


Pretty self-explanatory. Cool shot from the 10th floor. (What I tell the patients is the penthouse)

I never question myself, and I can do anything I want to do.

5/7/08

People always told me be careful what you do
Don't go around breaking young girls hearts
Mother always told me be careful who you love
Careful what you do before the lie becomes the truth
Billie Jean is not my lover
Shes just a girl who says that I am the one

So take my strong advice, remember to always think twice.

Went to Mons Venus the night before after Cinqo de Drinko. I'm broke. Go figure. Last 2 people in the strip club and what do Matt and I do? Bust a move. Because I'm the mayor of Rockville.



Went to Radiohead concert last night, and then the casino till 6 am and it was incredible. Wahoo! :)



Look how happy she is ha ha