R.I.P. George Carlin

Tampa Bay song

I don't think I'm gonna go to the Bay anymore
I don't think I'm gonna go to the Bay anymore
I don't know what it's like to blame you
And not race to your door
I don't think I'm gonna go to the Bay anymore

I don't think I'm gonna go to the Bay anymore
I'm not sure that I really ever could
Hold on to my hotel key in your
Bedroom neighborhood
and be sleep-walking in Hollywood

I'm gonna steer clear
I burn up in your atmosphere
I'm gonna steer clear
Cus I'd die if I saw you
I'd die if I didn't see you there
So I don't think I'm gonna go to the Bay anymore

Cus I miss you
It sucks that I'm not mad

I dont think I'm gonna go to the Bay anymore
I get lost on the boulevard at night
Without your voice to tell me I love you, take a right
Dinner for two is the loneliest sight

I'm gonna steer clear
I burn up in your atmosphere
I'm gonna steer clear
Cus I'd die if I saw you
I'd die if I didn't see you

I'm gonna steer clear
I burn up in your atmosphere
I'm gonna steer clear
Cus I'd die if I saw you
I'd die if I didn't see you there
see you there

I think I'm gonna stay gonna stay gonna stay in the gray
All the street lights say nevermind nevermind
All the beach lines say nevermind
Sunset says we see it all the time, nevermind, nevermind.

Where ever I go
Whatever I do
I wonder where I am in my relationship to you
Where ever you go
Where ever you are
I watch your life play out in pictures from afar
Where ever I go
Whatever I do I wonder where I am in my relationship to you
Wherever you go
Where ever you are
I watch that pretty life play out in pictures from afar

What is it about movies set in hotels that make them infinitely better than others? Lost in Translation? Forgetting Sarah Marshall?

My biggest fear, and problem, is that I'm not afraid of anything. No matter what I say, do, etc I'm never afraid of the repercussions.

Baby, you understand me now. If sometimes you see that I'm mad. Don't you know no one alive can always be an angel. When everything goes wrong, you see some bad. But I'm just a soul whose intentions are good. Oh lord, please don't let me be misunderstood.



Weezy

My life is complete

Now that I have Indiana Jones tumblers. hell yea baby

June Year's Resolution

A New Year's Resolution that starts June 1st instead of January 1st. This is assuming the original act of self improvement has failed from January to June and it is time to start over with something else.

No more alcohol. It's getting me in trouble. Bye kids

If you're reading this give me a sign, or am I talking to myself? The voices in my head ahhhhh haha

1. "nuke the fridge"

Nuke the fridge is a colloquialism used to refer to the moment in a film series that is so incredible that it lessens the excitement of subsequent scenes that rely on more understated action or suspense, and it becomes apparent that a certain installment is not as good as a previous installments, due to ridiculous or low quality storylines, events or characters.

The term comes from the film Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull, in which, near the start of the movie, Harrison Ford's character survives a nuclear detonation by climbing into a kitchen fridge, which is then blown hundreds of feet through the sky whilst the town disintegrates. He then emerges from the fridge with no apparent injury. Later in the movie, the audience is expected to fear for his safety in a normal fistfight.

Fans of the Indiana Jones series found the absurdity of this event in the film to be the best example of the lower quality of this installment in the series, and thus coined the phrase, "nuke the fridge".

The phrase is also a reference to the phrase "jump the shark", which has the same meaning, only applied to a television series instead of a film series.

This phrase is not in common use.

"Star Wars didn't really nuke the fridge until Jar Jar Binks was introduced."

"Peter Parker dancing around the bar in Spider-Man 3? Kinda nukes the fridge!"




Anywho, in other news, my game is off. But what I lack in accuracy, I make up in enthusiasm.

Don't get caught in "one-itis." For every thing- girl, career, option, there's 5 more where that came from.

One gallon of water a day. One mile, one hour one workout. One day at a time.

Whatsoever Ive feared has come to life. Whatsoever Ive fought off became my life. Just when everyday seemed to greet me with a smile, sunspots have faded, and now I'm doing time. Now I'm doing time. Cause I fell on black days.

Whomsoever Ive cured Ive sickened now. Whomsoever Ive cradled Ive put you down. I'm a search light soul they say, but I cant see it in the night. I'm only faking when I get it right. Cause I fell on black days. How would I know that this could be my fate?

So what you wanted to see good has made you blind. And what you wanted to be yours has made it mine. So don't you lock up something that you wanted to see fly. Hands are for shaking, not tying.

I sure don't mind a change.

I hereby decree that all future episodes of HOUSE M.D. will be stylized after VH1's Pop Up Video, in that all diagnoses, diseases, and other medically related plot points will be explained in great detail by the click of a button.

surrious auur

The Next President

Starting today June 2 I'm going to work out every day until the end of the month. It's DIESEL time. Let's do this.

There is no off position on the genius switch.

I JUST WANNA RAAAAGEEEEE

This band's name is Marshall Wallace!! True story!